THESEUS AND THE MINOTAUR

Cast (speakers in bold)

Chorusmothers and fathers of Athens

Theseus

Aegeus, King of Athens

Minos, King of Crete

Ariadne, daughter of Minos

Minotaur

Aphrodite

Zeus

Youths & maidens (2 boys & 2 girls)

Stagehand (for carrying the ship)

 

Chorus:   

We mums and dads of Athens old

Invite you to our play

Of Theseus the hero and

The monster he did slay

 

He is the son of Aegeus,

Our king, although some say,

Poseidon is his father true

We love him either way

 

Aegeus steps forward, bows. Theseus does same Theseus poses, swishes sword a bit, looks heroic

 

He spent his youth away from home

Defeating wicked men,

Became a warrior brave and strong -

We want him back again

 

Minos enters and bows

 

In Athens long ago the son

Of Minos, King of Crete

Was murdered, which made Minos mad

And his revenge was sweet

 

Now each nine years our youths we send

Our seven sons and daughters

To Knossos and its labyrinth,

And this is where they’re slaughtered

 

The Minotaur enters and acts scary, brandishing horns

Youths are sent into the labyrinth & killed & eaten

All leave stage, youths back to where started

 

A savage beast, the Minotaur

Is man, with bull for head

He gores and tears apart our kids

And eats them when they’re dead

 

Nine years ago it happened, and

Again the time has passed

We weep to lose our children but –

Here’s Theseus at last!

 

Theseus and Aegeus enter

 

Theseus: This terrible tribute must stop, father. Let me take the place of one of these doomed children, and I promise I shall destroy the Minotaur and end the sacrifices forever.

Aegeus: No, my son, you will only be killed like all the 

rest. 

Theseus: I am no weakling, father. I can handle that freak. You must let me go.

 

Aegeus gives Theseus a white sheet

 

Aegeus: My son, if you will not listen to me, then take this white sail with you. Each time the youths have gone to Crete the ship has borne a black sail, to show our grief. But if you are successful, raise the white sail on your return.

Theseus: I will, father.

 

Theseus slays ox then prays to Aphrodite

 

Theseus: Hear me, Aphrodite, the most beautiful of the immortals. Take this ox as an offering, and help me on this quest.

 

Aphrodite hears Theseus’s prayer and nods

Exit all; Stagehand carries ship across stage

 

Chorus:  

And so to Crete, with sail black,

They cross the sea to meet

King Minos and his daughter too,

Young Ariadne sweet

 

Now Aphrodite’s magic charms

This princess from above

She sees how cute our hero is

And madly falls in love

 

Minos and Ariadne enter left, Theseus and companions left; Aphrodite casts a spell over Ariadne and Ariadne swoons for Theseus.

 

Minos: Welcome, youths and maidens of Athens. Has it really been nine years? Well, you can imagine how hungry my son is. We’ll feed you well tonight, so your flesh tastes good for him. Ha ha! Off to your cells.

 

 All leave stage; Ariadne and Theseus sneak back on

 

Ariadne: Theseus my love, if I help you to defeat the Minotaur, will you take me back to Athens as your wife?’

Theseus: I will.

Ariadne: Then take this magic ball of wool. Tie one end to the doorway of the labyrinth, and let it fall behind you as you go through the passages. When you kill the Minotaur you can find your way back by winding the wool back onto the ball.

 

Ariadne gives Theseus the ball of wool

 

Chorus:

Our children shake with fear and doubt

Will they get home alive?

But Theseus does what he’s been told

And hopes he will survive

 

Theseus ties the wool onto a table or chair leg.

He winds around chairs.

 

He goes down twisting tunnels and

Dead ends as dark as death

Then hears a sound which stops his heart –

A rough and heavy breath

 

Theseus reaches centre of the stage; Minotaur is there asleep

 

The monster lies there, fast asleep

The hero draws his blade

The beast awakes, he roars and leaps,

And Theseus is dismayed

 

 They fight; Theseus gives death blow

 

The hero dodges stabbing horns

He swings his sword to cut

At last he sinks the flashing bronze

Into the monster’s gut

 

The creature’s belly gushes blood

He groans and dies in pain

Now Theseus rolling back the wool

Escapes the maze again 

 

Theseus wipes sword and rolls back the ball of wool as he makes his way out.

 

Ariadne: You made it! Is he dead?

Theseus: Yes.

Ariadne: Are you hurt?

Theseus: No.

Ariadne: My hero! How did you do it?

Theseus: Piece of cake. Come on, it’s time to skedaddle.

 

They fetch the youths. All leave stage; ship carried across stage

 

Chorus:

Before the dawn the youths escape

Back on the ship they creep

They sail north and landing on

The beach of Naxos, sleep

 

Everyone comes back on and lies on the floor, sleeping

 

Now Theseus has had enough

Of Ariadne fair

He wakes the youths, they sneak away

And sail without a care

 

At dawn she wakes and sees they’ve gone

Her love has been betrayed

Her heartbreak turns to rage, and so

To Zeus she prays for aid

 

 Theseus wakes everyone up and they leave without Ariadne; Ariadne wakes up and is sad, then angry

 

Ariadne: Oh Zeus, mightiest of all gods, I beg you to punish Theseus, who broke his promise to me, and who slew your son, the Minotaur.

 

Aegeus, standing on a table, sees the ship approach, Zeus hears and nods. Exit Ariadne.

 

Chorus:

As Theseus’ ship approaches home

The god makes him forget

To change the sail from black to white

So Aegeus won’t fret

 

Theseus enters and Zeus casts a spell on him.

 

Theseus: I’m sure there was something I was supposed to do. Ah well, it probably doesn’t matter.

 

Chorus:

Atop a hill the king now sees

The ship and gets a shock

He thinks his son is dead and throws

Himself onto the rocks

 

Aegeus: No – he is killed. I cannot bear it.

 

Aegeus, standing on a chair, sees the ship and throws himself to the floor. Theseus kneels sadly over his father’s body.

 

Theseus: My father – what have I done?

 

Chorus:

So Theseus returns and weeps

To find his father dead

He left sweet Ariadne but

Perhaps they should have wed

 

Our play is done, and so we hope

You liked our tale of old

About the dreadful Minotaur

And Theseus the bold.

 

 Everyone comes on and bows

 

Pronunciations:

Aegeus – EE- jee-us             

Theseus – THEE-see-us

Ariadne – Ah-ree-AD-nee

Minos – MY-noss

Minotaur – MY-nuh-taur

Knossos – K-NOSS-oss

Labyrinth – LAB-ee-rinth